Boycott your job. Wear shorts.
I’m almost certain there is a nationwide mutual agreement, regardless of your profession, that this has been one of the hottest summers we’ve had in a long time. Agreed? Good. So why are people still wearing full-length trousers to work?
We, globally, have evolved to the point where we live in a golden age of technology. Our five year olds are tweeting celebrity idols on handheld devices, our ninety year olds are watching every Murder She Wrote on magic television boxes, and our working community are… wearing full-length trousers to work. You’d think we’d realised what was good for our health by now considering the fact we haven’t thrown our own shit out of the window for four hundred years, yet apparently not.
If you’re sat in an office, a classroom or any kind of establishment where you’re sweaty, hot or in any way uncomfortable, just think to yourself. Why? What difference does it make to anybody anywhere if you’re wearing trousers or shorts. Considering that there has been a recent fluctuation of girls shorts that display the sag of their ass cheeks, i’m almost certain you will not be offending anybody. And the people you do offend are very welcome to stay at home and finish off their nice warm mug of waiting to die.
It’s about time everyone stood up and stopped accepting this bull faeces. Stop scrolling down the Facebook news feed on your lunch break, whilst cleaning spilt falafel off the keyboard. Stand up, take your trousers off, stuff them into the 1990’s printer and flick the corporations a nice feathery bird. Whether you’re a banker, office clerk, regional manager or checkout assistant. You are your own person, and if you’re hot then wear shorts.